Freakout Christmas

24 12 2009

02 – Master Of The Universe





Material Christmas

24 12 2009

22 Santa Baby





We’re Back

20 12 2009

Wow, that was a long time to go missing but the show goes on. So much has happened since I’ve checked in here it’s going to take me a couple days to organize my thoughts.
Happy Holidays to everyone that deserves it. Everyone else, you’re on your own.

Take yer name off my fone“, Slow Jam Mix – Tiger Woods





Texas a close second to Florida for dumb. Deep fried butter hit of State Fair.

27 09 2009

Go for the churn: Fried butter a hit at State Fair of Texas The same genius who invented deep fried cookie dough, deep fried coke and other innovative fair foods is at it again. This time, Abel Gonzales Jr., is bringing you the ultimate in artery clogging death foods -deep fried butter. This one actually manages to put chicken fried bacon and bacon sandwiches using chicken for bread to shame.

So here’s what Gonzales does: He takes 100 percent pure butter, whips it until it is light and fluffy, freezes it, then surrounds it with dough. The butter-laden dough balls are then dropped into the deep fryer.For purists who just want the unadulterated taste of butter, Gonzales serves up plain-butter versions of his creation. For others who want a little more pizzazz, he offers three additional versions with flavored butters: garlic, grape or cherry.

Tasters seemed to like it, claiming it tastes like a hot roll with butter.





Hillbillys thought census worker was after their still

24 09 2009

William E. Sparkman Jr. was a 51-year-old single father who once battled Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma while he pursued his teaching degree, according to a March 2008 article profiling the London, Kentucky man.

Sparkman worked two jobs while he earned his degree and was treated for cancer.

Sparkman worked as substitute teacher and a census taker for the U.S. Census Bureau. He was found dead Sunday, Sept. 13, with the word “fed” scrawled onto his chest, according to a law enforcement source.

Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/23/bill-sparkman-census-work_n_297220.htmls-SPARKMAN-large





Mackenzie Phillips Says She Had Sexual Relationship With Papa John

23 09 2009

Thanks a lot for ruining Mammas and Pappas music for me John. Not to mention One Day at a Time.

Phillips says she had sex with her father the night before she was to marry Jeff Sessler, a member of the Rolling Stones entourage, in 1979, according to People.com.

“On the eve of my wedding, my father showed up, determined to stop it,” writes Phillips, who was 19 at the time and a heavy drug user, according to People.com. “I had tons of pills, and Dad had tons of everything too. Eventually I passed out on Dad’s bed.”

Phillips, best known as Julie Cooper on the sitcom “One Day at a Time,” says the sexual relationship became consensual as her life began to spiral out of control.

“I was a fragment of a person, and my secret isolated me,” she writes, according to People.com. “One night Dad said, ‘We could just run away to a country where no one would look down on us. There are countries where this is an accepted practice. Maybe Fiji.’ ”

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“Are you ready to see Hugo Boss dress up some Nazis?”

22 09 2009

Basterds Celebrates NYC Premiere with Nazi-Outfitting Sponsor Hugo BossQuentin Tarantino was in top form on Monday night, introducing the New York premiere of Inglourious Basterds with the rousing battle cry, “Are you ready to see some Basterds fuck up some Nazis? Yeah, motherfucker!” What didn’t follow were grateful thanks to the event’s co-sponsor, with Tarantino asking, “Are you ready to see Hugo Boss dress up some Nazis?” That unfortunate historical reality was probably not what he or Harvey Weinstein bargained for, but that’s the one they got.

A simple bit of due diligence via Google likely would have illuminated the connection, which began with Boss’s joining the Nazi Party in 1931 and continued with his factory’s uniform manufacturing throughout the decade and into World War II. Boss employed forced labor from Poland and France during the war itself; he died in 1948, and his company’s complicity with the Nazi regime was first reported in 1997. basterd_150

No on can say the Nazis didn’t have a sense of style.