Grooviest Motel of all Time – “The Gobbler”

5 02 2010

I think I remember Kitty and Red talking about this on That 70s Show. Anyway here it is in all it’s glory, enjoy.

>The Gobbler<


“Are you ready to see Hugo Boss dress up some Nazis?”

22 09 2009

Basterds Celebrates NYC Premiere with Nazi-Outfitting Sponsor Hugo BossQuentin Tarantino was in top form on Monday night, introducing the New York premiere of Inglourious Basterds with the rousing battle cry, “Are you ready to see some Basterds fuck up some Nazis? Yeah, motherfucker!” What didn’t follow were grateful thanks to the event’s co-sponsor, with Tarantino asking, “Are you ready to see Hugo Boss dress up some Nazis?” That unfortunate historical reality was probably not what he or Harvey Weinstein bargained for, but that’s the one they got.

A simple bit of due diligence via Google likely would have illuminated the connection, which began with Boss’s joining the Nazi Party in 1931 and continued with his factory’s uniform manufacturing throughout the decade and into World War II. Boss employed forced labor from Poland and France during the war itself; he died in 1948, and his company’s complicity with the Nazi regime was first reported in 1997. basterd_150

No on can say the Nazis didn’t have a sense of style.

Suicidal Cows

7 09 2009

The world’s so messed up even the cows are killing themselves.28 cows dead after cliff fallsPolice baffled as dozens of ‘suicidal’ cows throw themselves off cliff in the Alps

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Dozens of alpine cows appear to be committing suicide by throwing themselves off a cliff near the small village in the Alps.

In the space of just three days, 28 cows and bulls have mysteriously died after they plunged hundreds of metres to rocks below where they were killed instantly.

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Long Legged Mack Daddy

4 09 2009

This guy reminds me of the old guy in Boondocks that hates his blackness, Uncle Ruckus.

What about Bob?

17 08 2009

After police received a call that an “old, scruffy man” was acting suspiciously in Long Branch’s Latin Quarter, a 22-year-old female officer stopped Dylan and demanded that he identify himself. Dylan complied and explained that he was visiting the seaside community to perform at a concert with Willie Nelson and John Mellencamp. Not believing his story, the officer detained Dylan in the back of her car and drove back to his hotel to investigate his story.

“She took him back to the hotel to check his papers, then she called us to check who Bob Dylan was,” police officer Craig Spencer told the London Daily Mail.  “I’m afraid we fell about laughing. If it was me, I’d have been demanding his autograph, not photo ID.”

“I offered to bring in some of my Dylan albums,” continued Spencer, “but unfortunately [the young officer] didn’t know what vinyl is either.”


“Rape Trees” Found Along Southern US Border

14 03 2009

The violence in Mexico is out of control and undeniably headed north. From beheadings to kidnappings, there seems to be no limit to what the cartels are willing to do to assert their dominance. They deal not only in drugs, but also in humans. The majority of the coyotes who help illegal immigrants cross the border are affiliated with these Mexican cartels.

Although many politicians would like to believe that the violence will stay to the south of the border, the reality is that it has already begun to affect South Western states. The revelation that Phoenix is now the “kidnapping capital” of the United States only affirms what many residents already knew.

Recently, a new method of marking territory has crossed over into the United States. “Rape trees” are popping up in Southern Arizona and their significance is horrific and disgusting. These “rape trees” are places where cartel members and coyotes rape female border crossers and hang their clothes, specifically undergarments, to mark their conquest and territory.

Sen. Jonathan Paton (R-Tucson), recently invited officials to describe the problems being faced in his home state to the Senate Judiciary Committee, which he chairs. Paton said violence along the border has escalated dramatically in the past year, “We want to go after these crimes,” he insisted, “It’s an unbelievable situation, and we can’t allow that to go on in this country.” 0311trees_article

Drew Carey – Last Comic Sitting

21 02 2010

Drew Carey is the last comic invited over to Johnny’s couch.

Computer Age – Neil Young

14 02 2010

02 Computer Age02 Computer Age From the album Trans

Computer Age – Neil Young

14 02 2010

From the album, Trans

Jesus Rifles

20 01 2010

U.S. Military Weapons Inscribed With Secret ‘Jesus’ Bible Codes

Sadly this story didn’t surprise me. No wonder the Muslims think we are fighting a religious war, we are.

White Girl

20 01 2010

18 – White Girl

Classic Punk Duet

Fan Mail

7 01 2010

I’ve never written a fan letter. That would take too much effort. I do good to mail in things that if ignored will jam up my life, traffic tickets, bills, taxes…. Now we can Tweet most anyone right from our cell phones while we are at work,(fucking demanding customers, I’m tweeting Adam Kutcher moron). This woman for whatever reason saw something in a brand new artist unknown to most everyone else in America enough to write him a letter and tell him. Now she has a priceless piece of history. Check out the reply she got when she was the first person from America to send him a “Fan Letter”.

>Bowie Reply<